Welcome to LASA Spacestation!

Welcome to Spaceport LASA, Baggage Claim is to the right, Ticket sales are to the left. Gravity suits, and Shuttles are located at Docks 37 and 87. Lose your luggage?, hope u have insurance!! Please watch your alien children. Flight 1171 to Planet Jendell will be departing in 15 min.

Greetings and welcome to the LASA Memorial Spacestation. Why wait for the International Space Station to be completed? Why pay the Russians 20 million to stay at a half finished space station when you can stay at LASA Station for just $30,000. LASA Station is open for visitors today! Only a few reservations are available for the Summer Peak Season, so book now to get the best possible view on the Spacestation. Reservations

What's New at the Spacestation?

Congratulations to LASA Station for over 61,000 visitors since its grand opening in October of 1997!
General L got the unique honor to meeting two of his big heros, Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, Gordo Cooper and Scott Carpenter this past year. Click on the links to check out the photos!
Field trips to LASA Spacestation are the perfect field trip. The price is only $10,000 and teachers travel free! Welcoming the Mission High School graduating Class of 2008 as our 6th school to attend classes on the station. Make sure you bring your gravity boots!
Missed General L. on tour? Come visit our Tour Program for concert photos from the 92, 93, 99 and 2001 tours.
Will LASA Station be hit by an asteroid? Visit Armageddon, Fact vs. Fiction to find out more.
Need a new Flightsuit? Try US Cavalry
Ready to become a LASA astronaut? Apply at Space Camp to sign up for a summer training session.

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Crystal and Lena's Freaky Adventure: 2nd Place, Mission Film Festival

Coming Soon! General L. Action figure; order yours today!

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Disclaimer: This site is not endorsed nor sponsored by any school, NASA, anyone or anything....... Any unauthorized use of LASA Station for personal gain will lead to immediate termination and legal stress.

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